fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Even my vagina gasped.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Randomize
