This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
