She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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