im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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