People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The beer is more important than you right now.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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