it hurts more in the daytime
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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