Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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