We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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