It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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