we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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