somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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