I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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