if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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