i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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