She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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