dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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