Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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