I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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