I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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