No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This is the high leading the old right now
Every concussion has its silver lining
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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