I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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