My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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