I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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