problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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