I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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