And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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