but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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