Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
