turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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