So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
