they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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