do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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