Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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