p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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