she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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