im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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