It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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