That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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