Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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