some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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