I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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