where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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