Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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