I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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