my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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