Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
