Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Fuck appropriateness.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Everyone says I win the strip club
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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