There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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