it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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