Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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