I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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