Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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