Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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