I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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