I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
